Themes on Television

Sometime ago I read that people who are good at detecting patterns in all aspects of life may seem like they are more successful or actually do obtain great success. This might be due to their ability to understand when there is a series of events that has a pattern, and anticipate to some extent the range of possible outcomes that may occur. People who are really good at this sort of thing can narrow this range of possibilities and take the most approximate appropriate action. It is an interesting concept, and one that I wouldn't mind pursuing in the future. But today, I will offer an example of an intentional theme in one of the most common media, news, and entertainment outlets, television.

Over the past few years, I have noticed that on some days, no day in particular, there are certain ideas or themes that are repeated on t.v.. The theme can pervade several channels, or it can stay within a network. I will provide you with an example. Yesterday, Comedy Central had different things concerning farts. On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which, might I add, is a great show, Louis Szekely, known as Louie C.K. professionally, talked about farts, and how awesome they are, and why they are always going to be funny (I agree). Then, on TOSH.O, there was a segment called Web Redemption, where this kid was invited back to the show because he got kicked off of his bus for farting.

Now this kind of thing has happened before, this was just one example. I don't know if it is planned, but it sure seems like someone is dictating a theme. Either that or I just pick out random things and think there is some meaning behind it. Or I could just be delusional. Either way, its strange. So when you're strange, and no one remembers your name, just remember, a fart will put a smile on someones face.

Peace out!

P.S. Today at Slick Willie's "Family" Pool Hall, the manager asks a waitress why she doesn't have her pouch on, and why she wants her kitty cat all exposed. That put a smile on my face.

Why do we need moving walkways?

Let's start with why we do need them.


People usually encounter moving walkways in the airport. They are presumably there, I've never taken a formal seminar on the matter, because people have a perceived need for them. Another possibility is that someone thought we needed them. Why would someone think that. Well, luggage can get heavy, people might be in a hurry, older people have trouble walking, handicap people might get around easier. Ok, those are good enough reasons to have them. It's not like I said I am against them.

Let's move on to reasons against them.

I am inside an airport faced with the moving walkway for two reasons in most cases. Either A, I am going on a trip that will last at least an hour sitting in a plane, or B, I am coming back from a trip that has lasted at least an hour sitting in a plane. I, upon exiting the airplane will especially be a little tired of sitting, and would enjoy the activity of carrying my luggage. Studies have shown that sitting for extending periods of time is not a healthy habit to hold (needs citations but I've read it enough that it should be easy to find online).

In brief, I have concluded that moving walkways are useful, but one should be vigilant in maintaining the healthy lifestyle we all desire. Choosing to use the walkways when we are capable of walking the short distance is not the best option in my opinion. If I am rushed, I would not disregard the option of moving a little faster by using the walkway.

Right on, next topic will come shortly.